I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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