You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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