Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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