I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
