who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Pants 0. Shit 1.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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