I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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