Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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