he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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