Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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