Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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