she smelled like a LAN party
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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