i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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