She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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