I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
