margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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