i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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