Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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