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Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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