Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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