Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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