I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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