Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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