I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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