So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Randomize
