since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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