Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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