I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Boobs speak an international language.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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