Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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