I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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