Its about making memories worth repressing
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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