I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I love having hate sex.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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