Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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