I hate all girls vehemently.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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