HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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