Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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