Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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