Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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