just come out here and I will go home with you...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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