sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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