You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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