the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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