South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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