he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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