I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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