Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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