He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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