Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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