he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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