I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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