Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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