I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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