If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Boobs are out for the taking
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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