If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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